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The Easter Bunny Approach to Dealing With Bad Neighbors
What do you do in the rural outskirts of Covington, Louisiana - a small town in St. Tammany Parish - when unruly neighbors move in to the neighborhood and attempt to assert their dominance? The answer can be found in a most unusual of places. Specifically, the question is best answered by pulling a page directly from the playbook of none other than the Easter Bunny himself...
The Easter Bunny: "Sorry, But I Gotta Go Somewhere"
(A response to this story as seen at Mixx)
By: Fat Lester
I once dealt with a "Difficult Neighbor" by filling the bed of my father's Chevy 3500 dooley pickup with an extended bed equip to attach/pull a goose-neck trailer (my sister used to be an avid horseback rider) with manure from the mountain of horse-shit behind the barn, and then unloading it in the neighbor's driveway - completely blocking off all vehicular access to and from his property. I estimate we unloaded about 1.5-1.75 tons of manure in total. It happened on Easter morning at about 3:00 am a little over a decade ago. We topped it off by leaving an Easter basket with some confetti and a single dyed egg, and a little note reading, "Sorry, but I gotta go somewhere... Sincerely, The Easter Bunny."
We haven't had any problems with the neighbor since.
As for what he did, the guy moved onto our dead-end road in the rural Louisiana countryside and quickly developed a penchant for calling the cops on my brothers and I for shooting guns (which is legal out there), riding dirtbikes and ATVs, and lighting fires at the end of the road at night.
The cops routinely came down our driveway in procedural response to this jackass' 911 calls. A few of our neighbors mistakenly assumed we had some domestic violence issues going on that were the reason why the police showed up at our home about once-a-week.
One night just before Easter when a firetruck showed up at the end of the road and blasted our fire into the ditch with the water-cannon, my brothers and I decided that that was the final straw. The next night, my best friend and I took decisive action, which immediately and definitively solved the problem with ouR unruly neighbor.
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