Explosive Diarrhea

Explosive Diarrhea

Explosive Diarrhea: A 4th of July Celebration

Is there anything more patriotic than explosive diarrhea? I think not. Now let's celebrate by cracking open a cold one, dropping a mortar round into a toilet and enjoying a truly American fireworks display!

Sound a little crazy to you? Perhaps too sophomoric for your refined tastes? GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!

Only in a country where the right to freedom of speech is celebrated could a person make a website about explosive diarrhea, then post a video featuring a group of young adults dropping a bomb in a toilet (no pun intended) in celebration of freedom and national pride. God bless the United States of America, and God bless freedom!

To all my fellow Americans, have a happy and safe 4th of july weekend. And watch what you eat and drink. We all know what happens when copious amounts of beer, hot dogs, potato salad and baked beans are consumed in a four hour period. You don't want to spend this Independence Day in the bathroom instead of outside at the barbeque. Diarrhea has ruined many a holiday party, so just be careful not to do anything in excess. Oh, who am I kidding?

I don't normally get political here on this site, but freedom is under assault in America and the assailant is none other than the American Government itself. Do not let this stop you from celebrating. In fact, it's all the more reason to go out and have a good time celebrating the freedom and liberty that made this country so great. By having a good time this 4th of July, you'll be sending a message to those in Washington that we value our rights here in America, and that they better stop treading upon them.

In any case, I hope you enjoy the video.

 


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Toilet Man on July 20, 2009
Awesome video!!! Where did they get a mortar round? I wonder if it was an actual mortar round, or an artillery shell (the fireworks kind that shoots up in the air and explodes into all sorts of pretty colors)... In any case, I can't think of a better way to celebrate freedom either!



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